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Nothing like having a dog and living above a B--ch

Sat May 9, 2009, 1:24 PM
I live in a second floor condo. My two year old dog is a walking health problem, replete with with bladder and bowel issues. I'm just happy to get him all the way down the stairs to do his business. But now a new person has moved in downstairs and she is, quite frankly, a royal bitch. "Can't you take him to the tree? It stinks when he goes. Whine whine moan."

I'm sorry, but I do not have control over where my dog finally decides to pee and poop. I pick up his stool as best I can unless it's practically water, and no matter where I take him, yes, it will *smell* because he's *sick* you fucking ass. I'm sorry that your rented place is below me and my ill animal but maybe you should have checked out the neighbors before renting a place.

*insert various, myriad rude gestures here*

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~Karnanyd May 9, 2009, 3:12:07 PM
Tell them you hope when they are old and incontinent, other people show them more compassion than they show toward your dog right now.

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~Mego-Sama-Lady-Sir May 9, 2009, 3:35:47 PM
man stupid people piss me off
next time she complains put a can of air freshener by her door

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~OneItalianFlower May 9, 2009, 3:52:04 PM
Have you explained to her that your pup has health problems?

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~shiari May 9, 2009, 4:48:51 PM
Yes... and she didn't care. :censored:
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!LibertyRenegade May 9, 2009, 5:24:10 PM
That's a good one.

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!LibertyRenegade May 9, 2009, 5:24:31 PM
A pox upon her bladder.

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=Draenian May 9, 2009, 10:46:55 PM
It's people like that, that you know aren't animal people -.-....It is the same as having an ill family member and I'm sure she wouldn't complain if, say, her sibling or parent was sick and staying with her and 'smelling'.
I hate inconsiderate people like that, only caring for themselves...BAH I say!

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*Chromamancer May 10, 2009, 5:51:03 AM
Wow.

That must be very frustrating. She doesn't sound like a nice person to live by at all. Probably wouldn't be a good neighbor, even if your dog was healthy.
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~diredragon May 10, 2009, 8:58:18 AM
Ugh, people like that bug me. The world does not cater to your whims, ass bite!
Gawd

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